5 more original ways to say "I'm Bored"
1) "Nothing is sparking my interest at this time"
2) "This is duller than an unsharpened pencil"
3) "Reading an entire history of the rubberband sounds mildly entertaining right now"
4) "Right now twiddling my thumbs would captivate me "
5) "Estoy aburrido"
6 Quality Laffy Taffy Jokes
1) What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?.....wait for it.....A HOTDOG! priceless.
2) What do you call a snailer on a boat?....A SNAILOR!...get it? like a sailor but not, so clever.
3) What's a baby's motto?...IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, CRY, CRY, AGAIN...true dat
4) What did the cabbage preacher say to his church?...LETTUCE PRAY...comedic genius
5) What did the man say when walked into the bar?....OUCH!...ok so you've heard this one before, but it's a classic.
6) What are the strongest days of the week?...SATURDAY & SUNDAY--ALL THE REST ARE WEEKDAYS...whoa i don't think i can handle this hilarity
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