A Plethora of Topics

5 more original ways to say "I'm Bored"

1) "Nothing is sparking my interest at this time"
2) "This is duller than an unsharpened pencil"
3) "Reading an entire history of the rubberband sounds mildly entertaining right now"
4) "Right now twiddling my thumbs would captivate me "
5) "Estoy aburrido"

6 Quality Laffy Taffy Jokes

1) What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?.....wait for it.....A HOTDOG! priceless.
2) What do you call a snailer on a boat?....A SNAILOR!...get it? like a sailor but not, so clever.
3) What's a baby's motto?...IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, CRY, CRY, AGAIN...true dat
4) What did the cabbage preacher say to his church?...LETTUCE PRAY...comedic genius
5) What did the man say when walked into the bar?....OUCH!...ok so you've heard this one before, but it's a classic.
6) What are the strongest days of the week?...SATURDAY & SUNDAY--ALL THE REST ARE WEEKDAYS...whoa i don't think i can handle this hilarity

My Love Poem

So i started writing my love poem and its a little rough but i'll give you a preview:

Partially blindfolded
Everything says this is crazy
But my feet suffer from a
Severe case of selective hearing

Or maybe they’re just intuitive
Either way they’re far ahead
And I have no choice
But to hang on tight

If the puzzle works it works
I’m screwed if it doesn’t

And yeah thats it so far...

October 7th Blog (A little late)

So I can't believe MEA is already here how fun is that! But also (i don't know if you noticed) theres an election coming up soon too. unfortunately i'm not going to be old enough to vote this time around which sucks because this is a huge election! like whatever team is elected its gonna be a huge landmark for this country which is cool. i don't wanna get all super political so i'm just gonna say our country needs a huge change. there's so much that needs repairing and so much that needs to be addressed that hasn't been. so really i hope everyone that can vote does otherwise we'll be stuck in the same rut we've been in for the past eight years.

I'm Not Gonna Write You A Love Poem

Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy

Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.

Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful.

Not a cute card or a kissogram.

I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.

Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
if you like.

Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/carol_ann_duffy/poems/8116

She is saying that love can be unpleasant like an onion but it will always permeate everything like an onion's smell and sometimes sting like a onion too.

"It is a moon wrapped in brown paper" means an onion, like love, will slowly get rid of its plainess and show its brilliance.